We like pigs. We eat almost ten million of them every year - most of them before
they’re seven months old - even though, given the chance, they would live as
long as the average dog. Like dogs, they love being outside, foraging and using
their snouts to turn over the ground for roots and bugs. Pigs adore a good old
scratch between the ears and along their backs, and will come to their name.
They are extremely intelligent (far too bright to fetch a stick for instance) and are
as easy to train as dogs. Compare his story to dogs.